um, no it’s not…


There are few things that annoy me as much as a business presentation that is one large string of platitudes in a row…”Winners never quit, quitters never win,” “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take,”  “…but that’s not what ships are for…”  Gag me with a Successories poster.

I attended one such seminar a few weeks ago. Actually, to be absolutely accurate, I set off my own ring tone and fled the hall, pretending to be polite but in reality I couldn’t wait to get out of there.  As I left the hall, I heard these little farts of wisdom wafting on the breeze.

” If you don’t execute, you’ll be executed.”

“Ideas without action are dreams.  Action with ideas are nightmares.”

To which I add:

“If your focus is on wordplay, not wisdom,  you’ll end up as a motivational speaker.”  In a van, down by the river.

Respectfully submitted,

Canoelover

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3 Responses to um, no it’s not…

  1. whitney says:

    laughing out loud right now.

  2. RIchard says:

    Thanks for saying what should be said more often. I’ve been to a few of these things, and certainly hear the diatribe enough from well meaning “action oriented” people.

    and…I probably roll out my own set of platitudes way to often.

    It is a good reminder to stay focused on your vision, rather than a cheesy slogan. Keep the main thing the main thing. Stay Calm, Be Brave, and Watch for the Signs. Oh crap…there I go…

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