It’s simple logic:
If major snow accumulation, 30 gusting to 40 winds, and below normal temperatures are predicted, it means NOAA will issue a blizzard warning.
If NOAA issues a blizzard warning, it probably means we can’t leave the house by automobile, but might be able to leave by snowshoe.
If we leave the house by snowshoe, it means that we are probably going to the Arboretum.
If we go to the Arboretum by snowshoe, I will be very happy.
Ergo, blizzard warnings make me happy.
Respectfully submitted,
Canoelover