The Cannes Film Festival is usually in May, but these are early entries for Best Short Features Produced Over a Box of Franzia. Your vote is important!
1) Patrick Swayze’s masterpiece “She’s Like the Wind.”
2) Kenny Nolan’s opus magnum, “I Like Dreamin’.”
3) Christopher Atkins and (yes) Kristy McNichols’ seminal “First Love.”
Strap in, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. Air sickness bags are found in the seat pocket in front of you.
Wishing you a pleasant flight,
Canoelover
P.S. Check out this blatant rip-off of Swayze’s artistry. It sickens me.
That’s nine-and-a-half minutes of my life I’ll never get back.