Florida (in theory)



So here I am in Panama Beach, Florida, in the Marriott Bay Point Resort Village.  The picture above is the view from my balcony.  It is lovely.

Strangely, I haven’t touched water since I got here, and I’ve been in hermetically sealed rooms except for a quick walk between buildings.  My experience has been that Florida is all overly-refrigerated.  When I got to my speaking room, the thermostats were set for 66 degrees.  It is, for the record, 68 degrees outside.
To add insult to injury, I saw a great odonate fly by (a Gomphid from the looks of it) and I was in the middle of moderating an outside discussion group (30-35 people).  Could not even stop to wonder.  I just looked up wistfully and continued soldiering on.
The other weird thing is that I am staying, due to a strange set of circumstances, in the Ambassador Suite.  Yes, this is my room.  It is weird.  I was tempted to sleep on the couch cushions on the balcony but it was a bit too chilly for that since the blankets they give you in Florida are not what I would call insulative, really.
Upside:  Really, really nice people.  The staff in the hospitality industry get it here…they are actually, mirabile dictu, hospitiable.  The maid service is fantastic, and they don’t even know they’re getting a tip yet.
Downside:  I lost my voice right after I finished all my presentations and classes.  I am doing my board member duties by sign language.
Respectfully submitted,
  Canoelover
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2 Responses to Florida (in theory)

  1. Green Laker says:

    Florida? But that’s America’s wang”

    -Homer J Simpson

  2. Silbs says:

    Nice digs. How come I don’t see your sleeping bag anywhere??

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