Injury: Having to buy a suit.
Insult: Getting ‘Buy One, Get One Free’ e-mails every 24-48 hours after having paid full price. Jos. Banks, you really know how to hurt a guy. I go 15 years without buying a suit and voila’, you ruin the experience by reminding me every day that I was a complete schmuck and should have waited another two weeks.
For the record, I look much better in a suit than this guy.
Savoring the irony,
Canoelover