"I don’t trust the way it moves…"

Fans of “The Office,” both American and British versions, will recognize the ol’ stapler in the jelly prank that Tim/Jim play on Garreth/Dwight. The SITJ prank was replicated, because Ian wanted to do it, and Jeff was a good victim.

We did not, of course, take Jeff’s beloved Swingline 777 in maroon, as that would have been wanton destruction of company property. So we took his second-tier stapler and suspended it in a jelly. It was fun, and trickier than you might think, requiring several pours to achieve the proper suspension effect.

Jeff is plotting his revenge. Ian better watch his back.