Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian … Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh …
Bellboy (Spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said “me llamo es Brian,” you don’t need the “es,” just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak English!
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You …. you’re kidding me, right?
Bellboy (Spanish): Que?
Precious.