um, no it’s not…


There are few things that annoy me as much as a business presentation that is one large string of platitudes in a row…”Winners never quit, quitters never win,” “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take,”  “…but that’s not what ships are for…”  Gag me with a Successories poster.

I attended one such seminar a few weeks ago. Actually, to be absolutely accurate, I set off my own ring tone and fled the hall, pretending to be polite but in reality I couldn’t wait to get out of there.  As I left the hall, I heard these little farts of wisdom wafting on the breeze.

” If you don’t execute, you’ll be executed.”

“Ideas without action are dreams.  Action with ideas are nightmares.”

To which I add:

“If your focus is on wordplay, not wisdom,  you’ll end up as a motivational speaker.”  In a van, down by the river.

Respectfully submitted,

Canoelover

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a peek behind the curtain


L to R: David (Yakima), Dawson (Rock Creek Outfitters), Jerry (Yakima), Michael (Yakima),
Roanne (GOA), Ed (River Sports), Andy (Erik’s Bicycles), Canoelover

This week I took a trip to Portland, Oregon, where quite a few outdoor brands have their headquarters (Keen, Leatherman, Columbia, etc.)  Yakima is also located there, and periodically they invite a few select industry folks to come in and give them feedback, no holding back.  This is a company that listens…except for one engineer, and he’s new.  We’ll talk him off the cliff eventually.

It’s a bit flattering to be trusted with details of a three to five-year plan. knowing that loose lips sink ships (and give an unfair advantage to their competitors).  On these matters I am as silent as the tomb. Wild horses might get  it out of me upon penalty of a good hoofing, but Thule doesn’t own a wild horse.  I checked.

All work and no play (this is work, in case anyone doubts it) is tough, so we took the last half-day to hike into a few creeks in the Columbia Gorge.  Of course, we talked a lot about work while hiking, but also on family, friends, and aging parents.  We also ate a lot of really good food, and most of us drank really good microbrew. I was the designated driver, for which my friends were grateful.

I discovered the secret of the 80’s Hair Club for Men.  A sure cure for follicular impairments. And it’s totally green. I was thenceforth known as Simply Green.

The only bummer… missed Voodoo Doughnuts.  Oh well, next time.

Respectfully submitted,

Canoelover

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how many?


For obvious reasons, I get a lot of questions about canoes. One of the most common ones is “So, how many canoes do you own?”

The honest answer is, I don’t know.  But by the end of this, I should have it figured out.  So here’s the fleet.

1) Curtis Companion:  This one is special. It was my first canoe. I was a whitewater kayaker up until that point.  I paddled it.  I fell in love.  It’s the one canoe of which Wife 1.2 has forbidden the sale.  Not that I would.  They’re no longer made, sadly.

2) Lotus Caper: Serial number 001, the first one Mike Galt ever made.  14’8″ and beautiful, it technically belongs to Wife 1.2.  Lovely woodwork and detailing and a fascinating seat mechanism that hasn’t been copied yet.  Also no longer made, Mike died back in 2003 or 2004, I think.  A big loss to solo canoeing.

3) Wenonah Prism: This is one of my standby canoes.  16’6″, Kevlar, ash gunwales, hanging seat  (a little custom addition of my own),  and 31 pounds of joy.  It’s pretty stock as far as the build, but has ash and spruce gunwales and I put in a custom hanging seat.  I like to kneel.

4) Lotus/Moore Dandy: Designed by Mike Galt and built by Pat Moore, the Dandy is a sweet little 13’9″ solo that makes Son 1.0 smile (see above).  Pat’s construction is pretty rough compared to Mike’s, but it’s a Dandy.  When I can find a Galt Dandy I’ll buy it.

5) Wenonah Argosy: This is my other standby. Between the Prism and the Argosy, you can pretty much do anything you need to do solo, except run Class IV and up. Then again…if I threw some bags in there I bet I could run Class IV.  If I were limited to two boats, this would be one of them.  Luckily, I’m not.

6) Blackhawk Ariel: Built by the late Phil Siggelkow, the Ariel is a classic but less common boat than its smaller sibling, the Zephyr.  Incidentally, I owned a Zephyr 10 years ago and, in a fit of stupidity, sold it.  When I find another one, I’ll be buying it for the archives.

7)  Wenonah Minnesota II:  Wife 1.2’s favorite tandem tripping canoe of all time.  It is one of the prettier Wenonahs, I think.  At 43 pounds (I weighed it), and 18’6″ (I didn’t measure it), it’s fast, dry, and a joy to paddle in the Boundary Waters or anywhere else.

8 and 9) Moore and Blackhawk Proem(s): I have two of these, one built by designer Pat Moore, and one built by Phil Siggelkow at Blackhawk,  The Blackhawk is heavier and less elegant, but the Moore is light, with beautifully laminated mahogany gunwales and a beautifully hand-built pedestal seat.  The B. Proem is used for actual river use; the M. Proem is for deepwater-only.  At 11’10”, they’re wee little canoes but they’re amazing designs.

10) Nova Craft Pal: Another stand-by, 16 feet, two-toned gelcoat (olive and sand), paddled solo or tandem.  If paddling with the dog, it’s not really solo I suppose.

11) Nova Craft Prospector 16 (Kevlar): This is my most recent adoption. A 1996 sweet, sweet canoe. Sand with cherry gunwales. It was traded in by a sweet older gentleman who traded it for something lighter. It lasted a day on the rack.  I did give the other staff a chance, but after 24 hours, it was mine.

12) Moore Reverie II:  Pat’s redesign of the Proem, it’s a beautiful evolution.  Mine is a one-off, dark green, a one-piece boat that has integrated gunwales and thwarts, all molded together.  It’s a stunning boat, but I paddle it little as it is a bit of a museum piece.

13) liquidlogic Hoss C-1. This is another weird boat.  It started life as a kayak, but Bernie from Whitewater Warehouse in Dayton, Ohio worked his magic on it. Now it is a beautiful canoe.

14) Sawyer Summersong.  A Dave Yost design from back in the 1980s.  The first solo canoe I ever paddled, and recently I had the chance to grab a used Kevlar one in pretty decent shape.  It’s on loan to a friend for now (I trust this guy).  Sawyer’s long gone, at least in any recognizable form.

15) Moore Adventurer. Not really mine.  Belongs to Daughter 1.o, her birthday present when she was 4.  It is a beaut…lilac-colored with red oak trim.  It’ll be the grandkids’ solo canoe.

So I guess the number is fifteen, unless I missed one somewhere.


The next question I get, after “How many canoes do you have?” is “Why do you need so many canoes?”

The answer is both complex and simple.

First of all, I don’t strictly need any of them.  They aren’t food, clothing, shelter or love.  They’re just canoes.  That said, I really love canoes.  The only difference between me and a philatelist is that my collection is a) useful and b) takes up a helluva lot more space than a few 3-ring binders.

Furthermore, canoes are as different as shoes.  You wouldn’t go mountain biking in ballet slippers, climb Everest in Chuck Taylors or dance Swan Lake in a pair of Red Wing Irish Setters.  You might go for a bike ride in heels, but that’s only if you’re a gorgeous, immaculately-dressed Italiana riding a sweet Eurostyle step-through around the Piazza Navona.

Lastly, there is something of a nostalgic archivist in me.  You may not have noticed, but only 4 of the 15 are tandem canoes.  The Companion is actually a solo-tandem, so you could say 3.5 are tandems.  So when I say I love solo canoes…well…quod erat demonstrandum.

There was a golden era of solo canoeing that lasted from sometime in the early 80s into the mid to late 90s.  A number of small companies were run by devoted paddlers who, like all devoted canoeists, love paddling solo. A number of great designers produced some of the prettiest and sweetest paddling solo canoes, but as the market turned its head to the emergence of recreational kayaks, the solo canoe took a series of grievous hits.

I have the space (my garage, and a row in one of the warehouses at my shop) to archive boats from this Golden Age of Solo Canoeing. As I find them, I buy them.  I still rotate them in and out of storage and they all get paddled regularly, so they don’t get lonely.

Respectfully and long-windedly submitted,

Canoelover

P.S.  I am still looking for the following boats:

Curtis Dragonfly – This one is a top priority. I really want one of these.  Twitchy little dude, and there are probably quite a few in garages, purchased by hydrophobes who didn’t test-paddle first.
Curtis Ladybug – for Wife 1.2.
Curtis Nomad – I know it’s similar to the Bell Merlin II.  But that’s not the point.
Lotus Dandy (I and II) – I have a Dandy but it wasn’t built by Mike Galt. Plus he had two iterations.
Lotus BJX – Nice but not a must-have.
Lotus Egret – Coulda bought one for $300…crap.Blackhawk Zephyr – owned serial number 001.  Sold it.  What was I thinking?
Blackhawk Starship – I sold mine two years ago…dumb.
Blackhawk Covenant – I gave mine to a friend. Not sure if he paddles it much. Maybe I should buy it back? Dunno.
Also, if you know of any other duplicates of the ones I already have, let me know; I have friends who paddle my boats and then really want one too.

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OWL No. 11


Photo by David Morlock www.morlockphotography.com

For ten years a few* of us have been taking a solo canoe trip on the Wisconsin River every Autumn, usually the first or second weekend in October.   The group changes and morphs, and while a few regulars are annual participants, there’s a fair amount of variability in the group composition.  We call ourselves the Order of Wisconsin River Lovers.  Sorry, OWRL makes a crappy acronym, so we drop the R.

Funny thing about this little overnighter/20-something mile paddle is how often it changes the lives of the participants in pretty dramatic ways.  It’s often the catalyst to push someone over the edge, from idea to commitment, from passive to active, from contemplative to execution.  Participants have chosen to quit jobs, move to new states, start new businesses, and generally make some pretty serious course alterations.

The rules of the OWL are as follows:

  1. No tandem canoes unless they’re paddled solo.
  2. No girls.
  3. No sniveling.

Photo by Dave Morlock, www.morlockphotography.com

Of course, I get to paddle with Canoelover Jr., which over the years has changed from a little boy in the front of a tandem canoe to a young, strong man in his own solo.  The kid has been paddling since before he could walk, so he’s a better paddler than me, and to see him in his own boat is a joy to me.

I enjoy a good meal, and OWL trips are a bit food-centric.  Radiohead’s wife made Cornish pasties for dinner this year, and we’re grateful to Amanda for her culinary skills and generosity.

I learned quite a bit on this trip, mostly that we need better communication.  As the group has grown, we’ve stretched out as is necessary to keep crowding to a minimum.  Mostly the main group breaks up organically to little clusters of 3-5 canoes.

This year there was a weird wind, and the water was at 9 feet, just below flood stage.  A microburst caught Inquisitor off guard, and he was blown into the drink.  Since I usually sweep the group, I rescued him (and Chef B, whom he accidentally pulled in during the rescue).  The front of the group was oblivious that this happened until we grouped up for a floating lunch, several hours later.

Lesson: We have marine radios, and we’re on the water.  We should, uh, use them.   Nothing life threatening because they were properly clothed, but still…communication.

I learned the Exponential Rule of Group Management, that is, managing the activities of 16 people is twice as hard as managing the activities and movements of 12.  Again, not life threatening, but surely a lot more work.

Most of all, I learned what a little time on the water can do, even if it’s just an overnight.

Respectfully submitted,

Canoelover

P.S.  Thanks to Beaglefur for his amazing pictures.  For more examples of his work, go here.

*My definition of few has, shall we say, evolved.

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glass paddling


It’s impossible to take a picture of nothing.   Blackness has no photons.  Here’s a visual aid for the Concrete Operationalists reading this.

Last night I needed some time on the water, as did my friend Quiet Man. I picked him up after his kids were out cold, about 9:30.

The moon is a waxing crescent, but it still goes down shortly after sunset, so it was in essence a new moon.   It was going to be dark wherever we went.  I chose Lake Wingra, a lake practically built for solo canoeing.

Since Wingra is mostly surrounded by the University Arboretum, it’s pretty dark out there.  Some ambient light creeps over the treetops from strip malls and streetlights.  It ain’t much, but it’s enough to see silhouettes that allow navigation.

The smells coming off the lake are wonderful, at least to my nose.  It’s a sweet, pungent smell that reminds me of the green stuff you scrape off the underside of the mower a few days after cutting the lawn that is more like hay.  There’s a faint odor of silage, a familiar and comfortable smell for us Midwesterners.  Add to that the occasional bubble of methane for spice and you get the olfactory picture.

The water was as smooth as glass.  Actually, the water was as smooth and perfect as obsidian, and the only evidence we were moving was a slight reflection in the bow wake, a ribbon of some different shade of black.  The solo canoes we paddled were silent and stealthy, and we surprised a substantial flock of geese who honked their way back into the cattails, and a beaver who slapped the water with his tail, which sounded like the crack of a rifle.  It’s a big beaver.

Paddling on liquid obsidian 8 feet thick while breathing in silage is an uncommon occurrence for most people.  I’m one of the lucky ones, and I’m grateful for these gifts from a 345 acre lake.

Respectfully submitted,

Canoelover

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home sweet home


I’ve been gone six days.

Worthy events, all.  Board meeting(s), OIA Rendezvous, interviews and conversations, hanging out with friends at the pub (where the real work happens), a visit to the skunk works at Confluence, and good barbeque.

Still, being away from home for a week is tough for me.  Maybe some travelling salesmen types love the road life.  I am not one of those people.  I’m a homebody, really.  There’s no place I’d rather be than with my family at my home.  Even when my family travels with me, I still sleep better at home.

In a few hours I’m taking the GSP -> ATL -> DTW -> MSN route.  Wish me luck…

See you soon, love.

Canoelover

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it’s the little things


I’ve struggled finding time (making time) to write here.  No excuses, but some possible explanations;  it has been nutso-busy with travel, busy time at the shop, and family stuff all wound up into a nice little stress bundle.  No question that I love my life and my work; I sometimes don’t like how much of it there is.

Yet I sometimes think “if I had a few months off to write, that’s be great.”  While it would be great, there’s a direct connection to the things that happen to me that spur the hippocampus*. If I don’t do stuff, I can’t write stuff.

While I might look at the last three months and see nothing significant, I also might decide to look with different, less critical eyes.  When I start to reflect on the things that have happened to me in the last month or two, a few things start to stand out, then the trickle becomes a steady stream, then I realize that a lot of little things have had an impact on my life in not so little or insignificant ways.

First,  I got a new canoe. This may seem weird to you, as a guy who goes by the handle of Canoelover.  Of course I got a new canoe recently.  But I need to recognize that it’s significant, especially this one.  A Nova Craft Prospector 16, 1998 model, cherry gunwales and trim. It’s in great condition; used but certainly not abused. I paddled it with the dog and that was it: right on the car. Now, I need another canoe like I need another…well, canoe. But I need to recognize that another canoe has joined the fleet and it makes me happy that it will have a second home.  I guess I didn’t purchase her so much as adopt her.

Second, I played on stage at the Outdoor Retailer Industry Jam. Again, something I haven’t done in a very long time (since high school) was to play in a jam band. It’s a little stressful to hang it out there, especially in front of your peers, but it was a blast.  Doing it again next year.  With larger and more powerful instruments.

Then there was the Blue Road Trip 2.0 with Son 1.0. We did the epic Blue Road Trip 1.0 about five years ago, and with Son 1.0 starting his senior year, it was high time to do it again.  This time we did Iowa, south to the corner of Missouri and into Kansas, all across Kansas to Colorado then up through Southern Utah to see what my SUWA membership is protecting.  It was great, a slice of Americana every time we turned a corner.  No interstates, just two-lane state highways and great food at non-chain restaurants.  Better, AND cheaper.

And, yes, Grant Wood used a real house as the background for American Gothic (see below — some liberties taken, we needed a paddler’s interpretation).  We also saw the World’s Largest Ball of Twine in Cawker City.  We ate at the home of the world’s largest cinnamon roll in southwest Iowa (it was the size of a bundt cake).  We bought local at grocery stores and family establishments.  We had a great time.

I saw some cool dragonflies. I didn’t take too many pictures, of course, as I saw only a few new species, and I already had good ones of the ones I already captured last season. I did capture a nice macro of a Yellow-legged Meadowhawk (Sympetrum vicinum if you care).  This season I tried to just enjoy them more than cataloging them.  I think I was successful.

This may seem like a little bitty thing, but all our lives were enriched when Sarah spent a week or so with our family. Sarah has accumulated nicknames like NBD (non-biological daughter), Adopted Daughter 1.0, Kasetochter, etc.  Sarah is a dear friend of Daughter 1.0, who came to Madison for grad school.  She stayed with us for a week while house hunting, and it was wonderful; sort of like having a quieter version of Daughter 1.0. She earned her keep by playing our slightly out-of-tune piano, putting me to sleep on the couch.  She’s a gem, and I’m glad she’s here and part of our family.

I could go on, and have in other places more private than this space, but the more I think about it, the more things come to mind.  I suggest that thinking about little things might be a good strategy to bring more contentment to life.

Respectfully submitted,

Canoelover

*”Spurring the hippocampus” might be one of the most obscure neuroanatomic puns I’ve ever made.  It’s so obscure it’s only funny to me and maybe one other person, my neuro professor who doesn’t read this.  So in other words, I’m making myself laugh at your expense.

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creating tangibles in an intangible world


I usually bring three or four airplane books when I travel. This time the trip was short, I didn’t bring the noise cancelling headphones, an the iPod stayed in its case.  I was also terribly anti-social. My row-mates were probably relieved.

I had heard of Matthew Crawford’s book Shop Class as Soulcraft after I heard him interviewed on Public Radio (of course).  In this book, Crawford totally nails it; what’s wrong with the American economy is that we’re snobs and narcissists.  He just says it nicer than I do.


Years ago I visited one of our manufacturers in Seattle. They made a lot of cool, innovative stuff, and their factory had a lot of what I would call home grown machinery.  It worked great; well thought out designs that were clever without pretense, and they were elegant in their simplicity. They’re a great tangle of microswitches, small pneumatic activators and sliding mechanisms. In other words (mine), they’re useful, kinetic sculptures.

While watching the process of creating a dry bag, I noticed a wizened, old man, capped with untidy wisps of hair, wearing a pair of work trousers and a soiled, knee-length apron.  He pushed a tool cart that would have made a vascular surgeon blush. It was a thing of beauty, with a place for everything, and of course, everything in its place. It had a patina of shop-age that is impossible to replicate, just as his hands, upon closer inspection, had a patina that years of tinkering had earned him.

It was a struggle to watch the presentation, as this little old man was working on a machine a small stone’s throw away from us.  As the demo ended, we walked past the old man, and no one seemed to pay attention to him. I caught his eye and smiled; he grunted a reply and gave me what might pass as a smile in some cultures. His eyes were magnified behind safety glasses with a little flip-down magnifier that allowed him close work.  I would love to photograph that face.

After we passed this gentleman, I pulled aside one of the Executive VPs who had nothing to do with actually creating the product.  I said “Jerry, you know who that guy is?”  Jerry said “Yeah, he’s our maintenance mechanic.”  “Wrong,” I said. “He’s the guy that will retire someday, and you’ll be totally screwed.”

He looked at the working man, and said, “Yep, I suppose so.” I wonder how screwed he knows they’ll be.  The answer is very.  I asked if he was teaching anyone how to baby these machines (for they were totally his babies).  Surprisingly, no one knew.  That means no, they’re not.


Since my youth I have noticed hands.  My grandfather’s hands started life rough, swinging a spike maul while working on a railroad gang in the 20s. By the time I was old enough to know him, he had switched professions and was a jeweler.  His hands, no longer rough, had the touch of a surgeon. My guess is a lot of surgeons would have trouble replacing a mainsprings.

Farmers, mechanics, carpenters, plumbers, electricians, stone masons; they all have their own kind of wear and tear. In my life I’ve carried cinder blocks, sweated pipes, ran table saws (another story for another day), and lathed metal in a machine shop.  I’ve worked with people who use their hands for their work every day.  To be frank, I prefer their company over stuffy academics.

I was the first one in my family to graduate from college.  It was clear from the day I was old enough to know I was smart that I was destined for doing brain work, not physical work. I followed that path, and I did end up with a few college degrees that have not yet lined the bottom of a bird cage only because I do not own a bird.

Not that I dismiss my education as worthless; hardly, I learned a lot and am grateful for the student loans, Pell grants and Wife 1.2’s contributions. But the letters after the name; irrelevant. Sophistry, if you take it far enough, which I always do.


The problem is, according to Crawford, is that we decided a hundred years ago that intellectual work was more valuable than physical labor. By thinking, we could find ways to do things that require less physical labor.  Some bloody cove named Frederick Winslow Taylor felt the need to separate “thinking” from “doing.”  The basic idea is to take away the thought needed to do a task and you could save money by employing people who don’t think; they just do.  Bye bye craftsman, hello replaceable drone.

At first, the workers rebelled against this new way of thinking.  For every 100 new line employees, they had to hire 950 people.  850 out of the 950 felt the work was incredibly boring.  The ones that didn’t quit were the ones that didn’t mind being bored, apparently.

This is not to denigrate the work done by assembly line workers (I’ve done that too).  But one would be hard to argue the quality of the cars coming off the line was better.  More uniform, perhaps, but not necessarily better.

Which brings me to my main points:

  1. What I create at my work is real, but it is certainly intangible.
  2. At the end of a day, I rarely have anything I can hold in my hand that signifies accomplishment.
  3. I don’t think I am alone here.   In fact, I know I’m not.
  4. This is why I love blacksmithing.

I have always loved tinkering with things…often taking them apart and never putting them back together, especially when I was young.  Eventually I got pretty good at putting things back together.  I had a 1957 Volkswagen that challenged me and familiarized me with which end of the wrench goes where, why box wrenches are superior to crescent wrenches in all cases, and what make an internal combustion engine do its thing.

This has led to a certain handiness which has saved us huge amounts of money over the past decades.  Most recently we woke up to our oven blinking an error code: F7.  The manual says:

Error codes: call a service technician.

Bear in mind there are a dozen error codes.  No one thought it sufficiently important to put the actual error code key in the manual.  That way if you saw “F7 Error Code: Bad connection on control board” you’d have an idea that you might be tempted to fix it yourself.

Technological advances have allowed technicians to insert themselves between us and our stuff. A tune up on a 1957 Volkswagen required little but the book How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive, A Guide for the Compleat Idiot, a 1969 hand-illustrated guide by John Muir (not the John Muir).  No computers, no barrier between you and your engine.

Well, our oven was no exception.  But since I don’t care about coloring inside the lines, I pulled the panel off.  The oven control is a brick of electronic components, and I was never an electrician of that sort. But I pulled it off, cleaned it well, and went to put it back to see if it worked.  It didn’t.

As I poked and prodded at it, I admitted defeat…this was beyond me.  I didn’t have an Ohm meter to test the contacts. I called a couple of repair places. They were awful, because they can be.  You’re over a barrel, pants down, and they’re holding the paddle.  I was told that the control unit was shot, and that a replacement would be $400 plus labor.  Plus they had to come first to confirm that it was this unit, and that would be $100 for the “diagnostic visit.”

I thought to myself, “Look, Einstein, the diagnosis is that the panel doesn’t work.”  I wasn’t going to pay $100 for someone to tell me that.  Frustrated, I thought I’d give it one more shot.  I climbed up to take the panel off again and behind the panel, taped up on the side of the interior, was a piece of paper.  It was a schematic, complete with codes and color codes for wiring the panel.

I felt like I cracked some Qabbalahistic code.  This was National Treasure all over again, the hidden document behind the sancta sanctorum control panel.

I stared at it for a while.  Every soldered contact on the panel was intact.  Check.  So it had to be the connections to the panel.  A little rubbing alcohol, a little color-coded wire matching, and presto, 15 minutes later we have a functional oven.

I called the service desk of the appliance repair store.  “Cancel the service call, I fixed it myself.”

“We have already dispatched the technician.”

“Sorry.  I fixed it myself.”

“Are you sure it is repaired correctly?”  Wrong thing to say.

“Yep, I did a diagnostic visit.  It was broken.  Now it’s not.  Thank you for cancelling the appointment.”


Sad thing is my wife told her co-workers that I fixed our oven, which was met with astonishment and high praise. Sad, I say, because 100 years ago, no one had anything they couldn’t fix themselves, or at worst, didn’t have a neighbor who could fix it.  This should not be a big deal.

One of Crawford’s points is that we’re becoming increasingly isolated from things that are supposed to be serving us; the irony is not lost on anyone, especially Mercedes Benz owners, whose cars no longer have oil dipsticks. Instead, a light comes on, informing the driver to go to a service center.

It’s my belief that it is critical to our economy if not our spirituality and humanity to return to a culture where the trades are valued rather than denigrated; that we recognize the genius in a beautiful job wiring a sub-panel; that we honor those who do things as much as those who think about things.

Respectfully (and long-windedly) submitted,

Canoelover

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“you’re late on your blog…”


Yep.  I know.  It has been a busy month.

I’ll get it on right away.  By right away, I mean as soon as I come up for air.

Respectfully submitted,

Canoelover

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eat local


Driving to Normal, Illinois is not one of the more exciting drives of the Midwest, unless you have a penchant for corn (or soybeans).  But when Canoelover Jr. needs a lift to Normal, you suck it up and go to Normal.

It’s 3 hours and 12 minutes from our house to Illinois State University, where Canoelover Jr. is attending a church camp thingy.  He loves it as he gets to meet other kids from all over the Midwest.  When I said kids, I mean female kids.  I think Canoelover Jr. has a bit of a following.  It’s sweet and innocent, but it’s a following nonetheless.

Driving back from Normal, I decided to take a little slower pace.  The corn looks the same going fast or slow, and my truck gets better mileage at 62 than anywhere else.  Let the black Esplanades scream by me at 78 mph, I’m just enjoying the internal scenery.

But as time passed, I became a bit peckish.  One of the things I hate about traveling without my own food is the complete paucity of decent road food anywhere near an interstate.  Every exit has a Cracker Barrel, McDonalds, Waffle House (in the south anyway) and some other generic soulless food.

Coming up on the exit for the hamlet of Oglesby, Illinois, I found the standard restaurants…and Moore’s Root Beer Stand.

I exited immediately.

I passed the generic stuff, and to my surprise (and liking), there were only a handful of cars in the parking lots.  A half-mile down the road, a block off Main Street was this little drive-in, obviously a former A&W.  My grandfather called A&W “Ask and Wait.”  Good reason.  You can’t be in a hurry.  This is slow fast food.

I experienced a wave of nostalgia as I pulled in to the one remaining spot.  This made me feel good, as the giant corporate mega-chain restaurants were not patronized by the townspeople.  This was clearly the place to be.

I pushed the button.  I waited 30 seconds.  Wondered if I should push it again.  Then the crackly voice ask to take my order.  I ordered a hamburger platter (hamburger, fries, and a salad (!)), plus a root beer in a frosty mug.   Then I wondered about as I knew it would be a while.

Yep.  Packed.

Fifteen minutes later, this young lady brought me my meal.  Student at Illinois State.  Nice young lady.  I tipped her heavily.

Yes, that is a salad.

Good stuff.

There’s a certain satisfaction in finding places like this.  I love the $6.50 bill and the $3.50 tip.  I love the people who walk around from car to car talking to each other.  I love that I can walk around and join them and it’s totally cool.  I love the sense of community that exists in an old drive-in in a small central Illinois town.  They get it.

I wish more people got it.

Respectfully submitted,

Canoelover


P.S. Nice haircut, Papa.

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