Going solo.


Canoelover, captured in a rare photograph.  The Canoelover is a solitary
 creature and since he’s usually alone, photographs are rare. Photo courtesy
of Jon Stackpole, 
one of the few paddlers known to frequent the same habitat.
Been thinking about a weird (for me at least) thing these past few weeks.  A few Sundays ago I gave a mini (30 minute) solo canoe lesson in the pool at Canoecopia and asked the attendees to visualize their first bicycle.

Interestingly, when I asked if anyone had visualized a tandem bicycle, no one raised their hands.
So I find it interesting that the average person thinks of bicycles as solo vehicles, but canoes are tandem vehicles.  I suppose when you ask a person to think dog, you’ll get everything from
 dachshunds to Alsatians. I think woman and I see redhead.  Lucky me. 
At this point I’m fighting cultural memes that are pretty ingrained, but I’m fighting it anyway. I want more people to see canoe as solo canoe.

There’s a good reason for this, and it’s not because I want to sell more canoes (although I’m not going to complain about it).  I want more people to paddle, period.  Solo means one less impediment to getting out there, namely, finding someone who will also blow off work, school, or cleaning the leaves out of the gutters.
And if you want to learn to paddle, better in a solo.  The feedback loop is immediate and therefore more didactic than in a tandem.  In short, if you do something, it’s either you or something else.  No one else to blame if the canoe goes somewhere you don’t intend it to go.  You should carry a little mirror in your thwart bag — so when you end up going backwards under a fallen tree and scrape yourself off into the river, you can pull out the mirror and give yourself a good scolding.
So close your eyes and think canoe, and think solo canoe.  Drive the image of the tandem canoe far from your mind.  Use this lovely Wenonah Prism as a focal point.  All 33 pounds of her.  Think of how wonderful it would be to go someplace alone, totally solo, without having to worry about finding a paddling partner.  Even if you have a friend who paddles, think of how much more fun it is to paddle with a friend in another solo.
Better yet, think of the camaraderie of taking ten or twelve friends, all in solo canoes, down a particularly lazy stretch of the Wisconsin River (unless it’s blowing like stink, in which the word lazy hardly fits). It’s wonderful, and something about that many solo canoes on the water at once is a thing of beauty and a joy forever.
Respectfully submitted,
      Canoelover
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Spring has Sprung…


…and I have proof.


Giant Snowdrop (Galanthus elwesii).  48 hours old.


Hairy woodpeckers (Pictoides villosus).  Loud ones.

This is one reason they’re loud.


And of course, Red-Winged Blackbirds (Agelaius phoeniceus).

Don’t feel like writing much, and frankly there’s not much to be added.  I should have stopped with the snowdrop and left it at that.  So much for self-restraint.
Vernally equinoxed,
   Canoelover
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On my way to The River…


Who says sunrises gotta be in color?

..but first I gotta go get a boat out of the warehouse.  Then I gotta stop at PembaBase and drop off a few thousand hangers.  Then I gotta pack a change of clothes (ya never know).  And a lunch.

Then I have to find an island on The River with cell phone service because I have a conference call at noon.
Then this afternoon I think I’m going to continue to muck out the garage.  I’m not sure if it’s possible or even advisable, but the thing needs to be Feng Shui’ed.  My guess is I’ll find another box of bike parts for Brad.  I am convinced they breed over the winter.
As I do all of this, I am writing a talk/sermon in my head.  This week I’m speaking in another congregation.  We’re a lay clergy (nobody gets nothin’) so everyone shares the responsibility for speaking.  My assigned topic is how we sustain our leadership and one another, since we are all serving together.
The dilemma (which really isn’t) is how to differentiate between sustaining (from the Latin sustinere, which comes from sub (below) tenere (hold or keep)) and being in agreement with someone.  In other words, we’re not likely as a group to agree on everything.  Thank God we don’t, as if we did it would be an awfully boring and monolithic society.  
So how to we sustain and support someone when we don’t agree with their position?  It gets back to my favorite Augustinian phrase: “In essentials, unity; in doubtful matters, liberty; in all things, charity.”  I’ve had plenty of church leaders who held positions I did not support, and to this day there are plenty of positions they support that I can’t.  What my brain tells me is to discuss (from the Latin discutere, to break up). which may or may not accomplish the end goal of convincing them I’m right and they’re wrong.  
My experience is that to break something leaves you with broken pieces, and no amount of two-part epoxy can make things right again.  I have found, however, that if I love someone irrespective of their opinions, they tend to be a lot more amenable to listening to me.  It’s a lesson that is lost on people who are convinced they’re right, and not only are they right, everyone else is 100% wrong.
That’s why fundamentalists of any sort can be infuriating to deal with because of their unwillingness to exchange in any dialogue (from the Greek dialogos, which basically means two and word.  It takes two to tango).  When Fred Phelps holds signs that say God Hates Fags, it’s going to be tough to have any meaningful exchange.  This leads to the caveat to my tenet, that the mentally ill/sociopathic are exempt due to an inability to be integrated human beings.  They deserve pity and compassion.  And when appropriate, firm correction.
Plus, there’s always the chance that they may be right and I may be completely, utterly and devastatingly wrong.  In the case of Fred, I think I’m on safe ground here.  If Fred is right, then my soul is lost already.  The good news is that I’d be with a lot of really good lost souls and make a Heaven of Hell.  So in this case, it’s a total win-win.
Maybe we support the person, not the person’s beliefs. The water under my canoe today will sustain me, support me from below, and it will not ask questions regarding my worthiness of its support.  Hopefully my less-than-perfect opinions will slip over the gunwales into the water and sink to the bottom of The River, but I, Canoelover, am supported, sustained, and carried by the water that I love in return.  The neutrality of the water is didactic, and I think I just found a way to end my talk.
Lovingly submitted,
   Canoelover
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On pins and needles…



Acupuncture is one of those things that scares the bejeezus out of some people, mystifies others, and is whole-heartedly accepted by a small minority of people who think sticking .18mm diameter wires into your body is a good thing.

Frankly, it is a good thing, at least for me.  When I injured by hand five years ago I went to an acupuncturist to use a different, non-Western Medicine alternative.  Hey, Western Medicine™ sewed it all back together, and I’m all about that.  But I figured if the Chinese have been sticking needles in themselves for 4000 years, who am I to judge.  Then again, they eat dog.
But it works.  I don’t know if it channels my qi or releases endorphins or whatever sticking small needles in my body does.  But it works.  I feel better.  So I keep doing it.
Today was Knee Day.  I got the all over pincushion but there was special focus on my knee from a spill I took a few weeks ago.  And you know what?  It feels better.  My knee qi is in harmony with the rest of the Universe.
Respectfully submitted,
  Canoelover
P.S.  Acu is Latin for needle.  Just had to throw that out there.  ‘Cause I’m a geek.

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Recovery


With Canoecopia safely in the books, I took off for home from Angelo’s Pizza a little after midnight this morning.  I went to bed, got up, had breakfast, then I went back to sleep for about 5 hours more.  It was pure, unadulterated bliss.

The staff was nothing short of amazing.  There’s good management, and then there’s good leadership.  Somewhere over the past six months the Canoecopia team went from competent, excellent managers to more than competent, excellent leaders.  The team leaders all did yeoman’s service and despite the occasional miscue, Canoecopia went off without a major hitch.  Small, occasional cuts needed band-aids, but no sucking chest wounds.

Three days of solid on-your-feet work can suck the life out of you, but what puts life back is the thousands of people who love Canoecopia, and apparently, judging by the strangers who hugged me and said “thanks for doing this,” some of ’em love me too.  There were more families this year than in previous years, and the folks from the Forest Service did a great job with kids, offering coloring books and of course, a staple of all outreach programs, face painting.  Wolf paws, rabbit tracks, and a host of other natural themes were liberally applied to young (and not-so-young) faces.

My new friend Samantha is ten. I ran into her and her family looking at kayaks, and they looked a little lost.  I spent a good hour with Sammy and her parents and we had a great time shopping for the right boats for them.  Wonderful folks, and they raised a very polite and enjoyable young lady.
Best part of the show…I got to hang out with Smokey.  Only you can prevent forest fires, unless there’s a lightning strike, at which point you’re pretty much not able to prevent anything.  It happens.  Smokey is in denial, but he’s mostly concered with human-started fires.  We’ll leave the lightning alone for now.
  More later,
        Canoelover
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Canoecopia 2009…


It’s over.

More news when my synapses aren’t full of cobwebs and other weekend detrius.
   Canoelover
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Pet Peeve No. 362-B



This is another thing that bugs me.  Apparently it bugs one of my work buddies, Erin.

It’s when people use “quotation marks” when they’re not really “necessary.”  Or in this case, misleading.  It’s not soup, it’s “soup.”
I understand they’re usually just trying to add “emphasis” to their statement or signs.  But there are countless other ways (correct ones, I might add) that will do the job better.
For more “unnecessary” quotations, go to the Unnecessary Quotes website.  Be prepared to be disappointed.
Respectfully submitted,
  Canoelover
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Corporate Doublespeak 101


You missed a deliciously wicked rant about the corporate doublespeak emerging from Dick’s Sporting Goods in light of their fourth quarter performance and the rationalizations that followed.

I deleted it.

I was being a bad Christian and a bad Buddhist at the same time. Ouch.

Sometimes I just need to remember that a person’s life is sometimes its own punishment and we should feel compassion for people who are suffering.

Canoelover

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I’m thinking monochrome again…


Maybe it was the woods this morning, but I’m thinking it’s time to buy some Ilford Delta 400Pro and shoot some B&W.  I know…it’s film.  But y’know, I sorta like the smell of developer.  I like 6×6 negatives.  I like darkrooms and messing with toners.

I’m no Ansel Adams.  I’m not even a Gomez Adams.  My mother-in-law’s maiden name was Adams, which is as close as I can claim.  Other than that, I’m a hack.  But even hacks can enjoy themselves in a darkroom with some silver solutions and a little cyanide once in a while.

So after the craziness of Canoecopia goes away, I think I’m going to go get some film.  Let the pixels rot on my SD card for a while.  I think it’s time to get back to basics.
Respectfully submitted,
      Canoelover
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Any friend of Sitta carolinensis is a friend of mine.


I like White-breasted Nuthatches.


They are cool.


Respectfully (but not loquaciously) submitted,

Canoelover

P.S. These were originally misidentified as Red-breasted nuthatches. Rookie mistake as I was listening to Red-breasted nuthatches while I was taking pictures of White-breasted nuthatches.

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