Driving in Palermo



Driving in Italy is different.

What passes for normal traffic flow in Italy would be considered incredibly rude in the States, even in Chicago. The way it works is this:
The pipe is of a certain size, and it allows a certain quantity of traffic to go through the pipe.  The Italian way is to use as much of that space as possible, meaning that motorcycles and scooters split lanes, and are highly skilled at squeezing through a gap that is the width of their vehicles plus 3 centimeters.  Cars also inch forward and will even scoot a few wheels over the curb onto the sidewalk.  This is normal.  I did it at least twice.

Rather than think that these people are cutting in line, or not waiting their proper turn, the Italians take the position that these lane-splitters and curb-drivers are actually making traffic better, as they squeeze through the pipe.
Furthermore, Italians will stop at the pasticceria, double-park for three or four minutes to grab a few cannoli or whatever on their way home from work.  This would enfuriate Americans, but since every Italian knows that at some point in the next week, they’ll do it too, it all passes for naught.  So what if a four-lane goes to a three-lane?  We’ll make it work, and only a complete buffoon would double-park exactly across from another double parker.  Point is, the system works because everyone is part of the organism that is traffic flow, not a million individual steel rooms, each containing the center of the Universe.
It all gets down to taking it personally vs. letting it go.  Americans look with anger at people who go for the gap, taking as a personal affront and a virtual middle-finger salute.  “In your face, person behind me,” we imagine them saying to themselves.  It’s incredibly narcissistic to think that anyone gives a rat’s arse what you think of them and their driving.  Here’s news, American drivers…it’s not all about you, it’s about the flow.
Frankly, I found driving in Palermo (and Catania and Napoli and Roma) to be just fine.  The rules of the road may seem rude, but they are not rules, they’re suggestions, and so long as everyone knows the suggestions, everything goes just fine.
Respectfully submitted,
   Canoelover
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I got a book yesterday!



…and I am very, very happy.  U. Wisconsin Press stopped in to see our book buyer and left a few samples.  This one came to me (thanks, Sasha).
This is an awesome book…excellent photos, good taxonomy hints, and locations in the Arb where we can find the different plants.
Screw this winter storm warning, I’m stoked!
Respectfully submitted,
   Canoelover
P.S.  This is my 400th posting.  Who would have thought I had that much to say?
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Italy Redux: Palermo


Here’s a word that I love.  Then again, I love a lot of words.  This one just is fun to write, and fun to say, and what’s more wonderful, it’s the perfect word to describe Palermo.

The word is palimpsest (or palinsesto in Italian).  It refers to manuscripts written on velum, that when used over again, sometimes retained a ghost image of the original writings, much to the delight of scholars.  In architecture, it has more to do with an edifice having multiple layers that show the evolution of an ancient building.
Palermo is a macrocosm of this idea, with layers of culture that pop up when one layer wears thin.  The Norman kings are central to this cultural tapestry.
Ruggiero (Roger) I was the first Norman king to unite Sicily in the late 11th century.  Roger practiced religious tolerance and allowed Greeks, Arabs, and Jews access to his court, so long as they were loyal to him.  Religious tolerance was rare in a leader of the time.  His son Roger II took the reins a few years later, and was a bit more ambitious, conquering Calabria and Apuglia, controlling the southern half of Italy.  Still, he welcomed and encouraged foreigners in his court, having been raised by them in the court of his father.  Arab mathematicians and geographers and Greeks teaching philosophy and rhetoric were common, as were English military advisors.

The tomb of Roger II, Duomo di Palermo.
The power of Roger II made the pope nervous, especially since at this point two men each claimed to be the pope.  Roger played this masterfully, and became the most powerful man in southern Europe, even controlling a chunk of Northern Africa and as far east as Corinth.
Upon the death of Roger II, his son William (Guglielmo) I, a.k.a. William the Bad reigned long enough to make everyone hate him, then his son Guglielmo II (also known as William the Good) took over and patched things up, building the Catthedrals in Monreale and Cefalu’.
Anyway, the long-winded point is that a hundred years of religious tolerance left their mark.  Little bits of Arabic pop up in the coolest places.  Like churches that became mosques then became churches again.  S. Cataldo (above) is unlike most churches, clearly, and it is in this church that there are mosaics of Roger II receiving his crown from the pope.  Not a mosque, but it’s hard to see it as anything but.
This window with obviously Arabesque tracework is on the Archbishop’s Palace, hardly a bastion of Islam.
It also happens linguistically.  Like the Italian word for artichoke, carciofo, coming from the Sicilian cacoccila, which comes from the Arabic word al-haršuf.  It’s linguistics, you have to use your imagination a bit.


Speaking of artichokes…my favorite thing to do in Palermo is to wander around in so-called sketchy neighborhoods, enjoying the smells and sounds of the marketplace.  We were there during the peak of artichoke season, with bundles of 12 selling for a few Euro.  This is the market where Ian and I split a tripe sandwich. 
The Baroque facades on many buildings make Palermo seem oddly newer than it is.  Many older buildings lost their faces to earthquakes and were rebuilt with the style of the day (which was baroque).

Still, my favorite parts of Palermo aren’t the ornate facades of spectacular palazzi.  It’s the curved and crooked little medieval streets that make it almost impossible to navigate the old town without using church bells or bell towers to keep a point of reference.

Unlike northern Italy, there is not much public art, mostly because it was stolen.  Not the mafia, but the numerous rapacious occupiers (the Spanish Aragonese and French Bourbons did a good amount of pillaging) who spent a good deal of time stripping almost everything of value from the island until Giuseppe Garibaldi kicked the Bourbons out.  That which remains, however, is pretty sweet.

The Duomo of Palermo shows what happens when six or seven different architects work on a single building over several centuries.  It’s the ultimate architectural palimpsest, with elements of medieval, arabic, gothic and baroque all coexisting in a charming pastiche.  It works.
Palermo’s duomo I’ll mostly give credit to Federico (Frederick) II, grandson of Roger II and the Holy Roman Emperor.  He was an amazing man, called the stupor mundi, the wonder of the world, speaking at least five or six languages.  He participated in one of the crusades (the sixth one, if memory serves) and was well-respected by foreign leaders, as were his grandfather and great-grandfather.

Anyway, Frederick got the same basic real estate we all get upon shuffling off the old mortal coil, his is just a little bit nicer than some.  Still, he left some pretty things to look at.
HERE HE IS
THAT GREAT EMPEROR AND KING OF SICILY
FREDERICK II, DIED IN FIORENTINI, APULIA
DECEMBER IN THE YEAR 1250
Respectfully submitted,
  Canoelover
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Italy Redux: Monreale


From November 1981 to March 1982 I lived in Monreale. I was also woefully ignorant of everything about what Monreale was and why it was pretty amazing.

Monreale comes from its earlier Latin/Italian name of Monte Reale, or Royal Mountain, from Roger (Ruggiero) the First’s description of the place where one of his hunting lodges was found. Before that it had a Greek name, and I can’t remember what it was. It was the seat of an archbishop (mostly to piss off the archibishop of Palermo 9 kilometers away) from the 8th century on.

The main “touristy” thing in Monreale is the Duomo, Santa Maria di Nuova, or the New Saint Mary’s Catthedral.  Build by William (Guigliemo) the Second in 1183, the Duomo is a wonderful, wonderful collection of different architectural styles that show just what a mellange of cultures existed in 12th century Sicily.  The mosaics on the interior are without comparison, and the place is dripping with Arab influences in patterns and stonework.  It’s as if a bunch of folks who normally build mosques were asked to build a church.  That’s probably more true than not.
The mosaic cycle shows the entire story of the Bible from the creation to Revelations.  Considering the literacy rate of the population at the time this was built, it made the most sense in terms of religious instruction.  They are lovely in their primitive nature, and frankly they make me question why we really need perspective in art.  These get the story across just fine.

Other than that, Monreale is a typical Italian city of about 50,000 people.  The difference is that it is very compact…you can walk from one end to the other in about ten minutes.  A city of 5,000 a few miles from Madison would take twice as long.

The main street is crowded every night for the passeggiata, where folks eschew television (and trust me, Italian television is really, really bad) for a walk with friends in the fresh air, to take a caffe’ or cioccolato, perhaps a gelato, and enjoy the feeling of being part of a community.

Ian with the Apple Lady, Rosalia Cassara’.  Husband Mario is in the background.
Truly the best thing about Italy is the people.  They are a friendly, gregarious bunch, and will share their stories with you if you but ask.  Sure, it helps to speak Italian, but in the end, they’re just happy that someone cares enough to take the transaction beyond “Here’s your apples, thanks for the Euro.”
We stayed in a couple of places, I can recommend both of them highly.  One is the B&B Ciambra on Via Sanchez in the medieval quarter of the city.  Run by the Signora Barone, it is clean and cheap, and la Signora is a funny old woman with a great sense of humor.

Via Sanchez, the Medieval Quarter

The other is the B&B Elvira al Duomo, just a few hundred meters southeast of the Duomo on a quiet side street.  The family lives downstairs and there are four rooms upstairs, again clean and inexpensive.  Run by Santino and Elvira, the E. al D. is a great place for families.  They became friends after a few days and we had some great times (I bought pizza for the family the last night we were there and it was wonderful).
If you want to see Palermo, I’d advise you to enjoy it from a distance (about 9 kilometers should do it).  There’s a bus that runs from downtown Monreale to downtown Palermo, saving your sanity (and your mirrors) rather than driving in the bumper car ride that is Palermitan traffic.
Of course, I drove, but I bought the extra insurance and wanted to get my 70 Euro worth of door dings and mirror kisses.  I did.  It was actually sorta fun, but more than once I said to myself “I am so glad my wife is not here; she’d have a stroke.”
Presentata rispettosamente,
  Canoelover
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This sorta freaked me out…


This was an ad in a trade rag called Retail Traffic, mostly about the business of retail real estate, REITs, etc. Chloroform in print, mostly.

But this ad caught my eye. And froze my heart. And congealed my liver, spleen, and other viscera.


‘Nuf said.

  Canoelover
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Apropos to the Moment…


“The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity; and worship without sacrifice.”   Gandhi.

Well, that just about locks it down, doesn’t it?  This one is going to keep me up for a while.
Respectfully submitted,
   Canoelover

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Top Ten Cars That Should Be Available In the States…


…but aren’t.

This comes from driving 1800 kilometers last week in a Nissan Note, a 5-speed diesel that got 40 mpg over a week of mountainous roads and chaotic Palermo traffic (it’s like a demolition derby except you don’t actually hit anything but your mirrors).  Even with a lead foot, we sipped gasolio (diesel) as daintily as a debutante at a high tea.  At 150 kph.  With a decent ride yet.  A little understeer but it’s front-wheel drive.  But I digress.

A Nissan Note.  Ours was black.
At the same time I hear that we are giving 5 billion to GM to keep making stupid cars no one wants.
So here we are, in no particular order…
1)  Mercedes A-class.  Who says you can’t have luxury in a small package?  Average mpg is 45.  With tiptronic shifting and autoassist parallel parking.


2) Fiat 500 (the new one). Super cool-looking in a retro way, very reminiscient and faithful to the original so-ugly-it’s-cute 500.  Autostrada ready. Sips gas (15.9 km/l, or about 37 mpg).


3) Alfa Romeo Mito.  Sweet.

4)  Citroen C1.  Yeah, it means lemon in French, but these are really sweet little cars.  The C2 and C3 get honorable mentions.  The rollback top on the C3 is reminiscent of the 2CV.

5)  Peugeot 206.  Holy crap.  46 mpg in diesel.


6)  Lancia Ypsilon. Fifty mpg in diesel.  Five-Zero.  And it’s cute.

7)  Toyota RAV4  D4-D.  Diesel.  Over 40 mpg. Cheaper than a hybrid Highlander and better mileage.

8), 9), and 10).  Diesel Mini Cooper, Diesel Smart (70 mpg), and Diesel VW Polo.
From the Irony Department:  You can get this car, a Ford Focus, in Italy.
Better looking than ours, of course, and available in Diesel.  22.2 km/l, or 52 mpg.  Bring them here, geniuses, and maybe you won’t have to ask for billions in bailout money as a result of your incredible inability to see 24-36 months into the future.  Isn’t that why you get paid the big bucks?
Frustratingly optimistic,
  Canoelover
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Back from Italy


Ortigia, the old quarter of Siracusa.

The Good News: We got home.  The trip was wonderful (more on that later).  Ian had a great time, I had a great time.

The Bad News: If something can be screwed up on an itinerary, Alitalia/Airone screwed it up.  Including transfering my flight to United but not transfering my luggage.

Your baggage has been located. It will be transported on the next available flight. Please note, while delayed baggage is a priority, not all scheduled flights can accommodate additional baggage. We’ve listed the anticipated flight operated by United, United Express, or Ted. Once it arrives, you will be contacted to arrange a convenient time for delivery. We thank you for your patience.

Luckily, it’s all dirty clothes.

Until I recover from jet lag,

Canoelover

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From the Blackberry.


I’m sitting in the International Terninal typing on a Blackberry. Canoelover Jr.is asleep with his head on my thigh. Always was a cuddly kid.

In two hours we’ll take off for a grand adventure. The one thing I have been worried about is how to explain something he has never seen — extreme poverty.

Sicily is not Italy as any right-thinking Italian will tell you. Support for “Il mezzogiorno” dries up as it heads south from Rome, like the Colorado River flowing to the Sea of Cortez…what gets to the mouth ain’t much to speak of.

I am not sure how to handle this, quite frankly, but I’m sure by tomorrow I’ll figure it out. And he’ll learn from seeing kids in rags that we are increfibly wealthy. We’ll spend more on hotels in a week than many of these folks see in a year, and we’re not talking the Ritz-Carleton. The Ibex Shak he’s wearing would buy groceries for someone for a few weeks

I hope this experience changes him, but not in such a way that leaves him jaded, cynical about a world that talks about helping the poor but for the most part, ignores their existence.

My hope is that it just makes a grateful young man all the more grateful for his blessings.

Respectfully (and slowly) submitted,

Canoelover

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I am really going…really.


In three days I will be walking around inside this cloister.  Really.  In tre giorno mi trovero’ camminando dentro questo chiostro benedettino.
It doesn’t seem real.  A me non sembra mica reale.
I haven’t been to Sicily for 27 years.  I both hope and fear it hasn’t changed too much.  Io non sono stato in Sicilia per piu’ di 27 anni.  Io spero allo stesso tempo ho paura che non si e’ cambiata.
The last time I was in Sicily I was an arrogant little jerk.  La scorsa volta che io mesi piedi in Sicilia, fui un cretino arrogante.  That said, I grew to love these people like family.  Nonostante, io imparai amare questa gente come propria famiglia.
So there you are.
I’ll try to find an internet cafe and post updates, at least.
Con affetto,
  Canoelover
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