Happiness Is A Large Stack of Homemade Pancakes


Canoelover Junior likes pancakes.
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As seen in Denver…


As I woke up an hour earlier than normal I had t0 walk around a little bit before heading over to the meeting at the Fly Fishing Retailer trade show.

Downtown Denver is a strange combination of a vitalized downtown (the 16th Street Mall is fantastic) and some pretty slummy areas just a few blocks away. Still, even the slummy areas had some cool architecture and WPA-era public art, as well as some whimsical buildings (e.g. the Bovine Metropolis).

So I walked.  Found a bottle of wine.  Empty.
Found a telephone that is for historical purposes only.

Found a cool mural of primitive communication…smoke signals!

Found a hand-forged chain with square links.

Found a humorous bumper sticker. 

 In honor of Winnie, our beloved GSP.  We miss her, and she was smarter than many of my wife’s students.  At least two.

Then there was the giant blue bear trying to claw its way into the Colorado Convention Center.
I love random.
Back home safe and sound,
  Canoelover
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Denver is like REALLY expensive…


…so rather than focus on the negative, here’s a lovely Tramea macelata.  A Black Saddlebags.

Okay, that’s over.
I’m in Denver, which as I said, is very expensive.  Nice downtown, hybrid buses, etc., but still…spendy.  I’m here as a guest of Outdoor Retailer, who is trying to figure out a way to help the paddlesports market.  The current show is too early, and getting earlier, and the
 paddlesports people are seeing fewer and fewer of their accounts attend shows because it’s still to busy to attend.  Hard to buy for a following year unless you’ve finished at least half of the current one, right?
One reason to meet here is that the Fly Fishing Retailer trade show is here.  The timing of the show would be good for us.  But the overlap in demographic…well, let’s look at the scoreboard:
Fly Fishing Retailer 2008
Women: 6
Kids: 12
Minorities: 1
White guys in their 50s: too many to count.
Okay, if you’re trying to picture a sustainability plan for fly fishing…you might think that someone would want to attract some women, some kids, etc.  I asked the editor of Fly Fisherman magazine what percentage of the market is women.
His answer:  4%.
I need to move on to something humorous.  Oh yes…the Oakley booth!

The marketing person who designed this show booth should be fired.  I don’t mean their employment terminated, they should be burned at the stake.  Why would anyone…ANYONE…think that a fly fisherman would be attracted to this behemoth?  Maybe they mixed up the venues and the Model A station wagon with the wicker fenders went to the X-Games Mountain Dew Grindathon and this came here instead.  Notice the line of customers waiting to talk to one of the energetic reps reclining on the couch.  No wonder Oakleys are so freaking overpriced…they spend more on marketing than they do on polycarbonate.
The one ray of sunshine…this sweet tot learning to cast from her father.
Unless this sport evolves…it’s doomed.  I like to be optimistic.  So let’s get this young lady and a few thousand more like her fishing…or paddling…or anything except X-Box.
Canoelover
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Cross Country Shirts, Part II


So last time I posted about Cross Country, I talked about the shirts…their inspiration messages and affirmations of teamwork and such.  Well, Ian had another meet Thursday, and I saw this one…

Yes, of course, it was from the local Catholic High School, the Edgewood Crusaders.
I guess if I were trying to counter the whole Catholic Guilt argument, I’d choose a different slogan.
This one was better.

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Diggin’ the rain…


Saturdays in September often find me mucking out the garage, digging through piles of gear that has collected over the summer.  All the times I couldn’t find a pair of straps to tie down a boat…well, that’s because they hide from me, creating a nest of straps for protection from predators (see photo for proof).  They seem to comingle species without too much of a problem…the genus Tiedownus is not fussy.  In this nesting cluster we have T. thuleus, T. racknrollii, and T. carlisleus, all coexisting nicely.

This is a really nice rain. Despite the flooding and heavy rains this Spring, we had a very dry August, and my friend Ray, a lamb farmer, has burned through a lot of hay due to the poor condition of the grass pasture.  Our lawn hasn’t been mowed in weeks, much to Ian’s delight.  Now it’s greening up with the sort of rain that you can stand in for a few minutes, get your hair a little damp and maybe your shoulders, but after you come inside you’re basically dry in ten minutes.  You probably should grab a raincoat, but it’s not that big of a deal unless you’re out in it all day.  This is the sort of rain that soaks in, leaving no puddles on the lawn.
Rain will most likely kill any business at the shop today, which is one of the not-so-positive things about the precip.  That said, without precip I wouldn’t have a business at all, so I prefer to think of it as the field laying fallow for a day.  And I can get some work done on my messy garage.
As I was mucking out the aforementioned garage, minding my own business, I saw this little Meadowhawk perched on the camper.  He’s a Sympetrum vicinum, a Yellow-Legged Meadowhawk, identified by the little stigmatae on the wings and an absence of banding on the abdomen.  And his (difficult to see here) yellow legs.
This little guy is a subspecies, a Sympetrum vicinum pluviata which means he doesn’t have the sense to get out of the rain.  Still, he sometimes would clean off his eyes and shake his wings to clear off the water.
I know some of you are tired of odonate blog entries.  I’ve decided to ignore you, as the odes will be gone sooner rather than later and you’ll be getting icicle postings instead.
Anyway…the gear…
I have too much stuff.  Samples build up over time and create chaos.  When you don’t know what you actually have, you have too much crap.  So I am purging.  If you come over and see something you like, ask me if you can have it.
Off limits are my wife, my kids, and a few miscellaneous sentimental keepsakes.
Pluvially yours,
  Canoelover
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Another reason bald is cool…


Super lice!
Yours for follicular scarcity,
  Canoelover
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The Seb-K


Went to the dermatologist a few days ago.  I had a manky-looking mole sort of thing that Stephanie was concerned about.  It was annoying but not that big of a deal, but it’s a quick visit and I have good health insurance, so I went to see Dr. Xu (pronounced “Shoe”).  She looked at it, then smiled and looked at me, but with an air of gravitas.

“Good news.  You don’t have skin cancer.”
I started laughing.  Out loud.
“Is that funny?”
I lied.  “I’m just relieved.”
What was so funny was her carefully-crafted performance. I am sure that she sees a ton of people who have funny little growths, each convinced they have days to live.  Skin cancer is so much a part of the weird health culture we have, whereas the incidence of it is fairly low.  Low incidence doesn’t sell sunscreen and giant floppy hats, so it’s hyped up so people are scared.
What I had was a seborrheic keratoses, or a Seb-K.  It sounds sort of gansta for a bunch of dermatologists.  It’s benign, quickly treated with liquid nitrogen (the elixir of life for dermatologists), and other than looking somewhat scary, it’s nothing.
I’m convinced after this interaction that the job of a dermatologist, aside from removing moles and diagnosing rashes, etc., is to make sure people don’t freak out about their freckles.  Dr. Xu did a great job of that.  If I were freaked out before, and I wasn’t, I feel a lot better now.
Yours for liquid nitrogen in the hands of trained professionals,
  Canoelover
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And now for something completely different…



See?  No odonates.  Just a beetle.

Beetles are just as cool as odes.  
Grasping at straws,
  Canoelover
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Oh yeah? I’ll show them…I’ll show them all!


For you troglodytes who didn’t want to see the Eastern Forktail (Ischnura verticalis) here she is (she is a she). Lovely, eh?

Below is a common variant. Even non-geeks can spot the reason for the Eastern Forktail’s name.

Defiantly,

Canoelover

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Just one little Aeshna eremita…



Just one.  A Lake Darner.  First one I’ve seen behind the shop this season.

I can stop whenever I want to.
 
 Canoelover
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