My homies



Our new deck is nearing completion. We’ll get the railing on next week, so this was our last chance to trespass and get this shot.

It goes without saying that I have the best staff in the world, but I like to say it anyway. They are all, without question, good people. Rather than hire good salespeople, we hire good people who are skilled at sales. It’s more effective, more fun, and ultimately, much easier. I would be happy to go on a long canoe trip with any of them.

The deck is now three weeks behind schedule. Never hire a large firm for a “small project,” you aren’t important enough to them to get priority.

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National Park Signage


My friend MK has a cool blog and she just posted a thing about weird signs found in the outdoors.

I thought about a few good ones from the trip Ian and I took a few years ago. He’s a foot taller and his voice an octave lower. Otherwise, same goofy kid.

Apparently there is only one rattlesnake at Agate Fossil Beds.

Ian was smart and did not approach the bison.

Until this, I never knew we had a national grassland. But it’s really cool.

I lost the picture of the sign telling tourists not to ride the bison, and also the sign telling tourons (tourist-morons) not to step off the walkway on a geyser basin as they might fall through into the scalding water. Then I saw a dumb young woman step off the boardwalk to take a picture of the sign saying not to step off the boardwalk. It’s pretty graphic.

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Crustaceans, Part II



Gil was lonely and needed a friend. So Ian made a lobster. Ian did most of the welding. He’s getting pretty good at it.

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PAC Wars VI – Return of the Clinton


“Yes…..the hate is swelling in you now. Take your PAC money. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment, you make yourself more my servant. Young fool, only now, at the end do you understand…”

If I were a Jedi in Florida or Michigan, I’d be looking for a transport to a remote star system.

Caveats and Disclaimers: Yes, I know, Star Wars is not real. Yes, I know Hillary cannot summon lightning from her fingertips. But you gotta admit that’s really cool.

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Larger Scale Thinking…


“Compassion is the ultimate attitude of wealth: an anti-poverty attitude, a war on want. It contains all sorts of heroic, juicy, positive, visionary, expansive qualities. And it implies larger scale thinking, a freer and more expansive way of relating to oneself and the world.

This is precisely why the second part of the Buddhist path, or yana, is called the ‘Mahayana,’ the ‘Great Vehicle.’ It is the attitude that one has been born fundamentally rich rather than that one must become rich.

Without this kind of confidence, meditation cannot be transferred into action at all.

– Ogyen Drodul Trinley Dorje

What a lovely sentiment…we are all born rich. It makes me think about the stark contrast between my role models and those who are considered rich. Jesus – rich. Buddha – rich. Gandhi – rich. Mother Teresa – rich. St. Francis – rich. None of these people actually owned anything of monetary value. In fact, many of them gave up their worldly posessions to repossess their innate riches.

Now pick up a People magazine at the checkout at the grocery store. Not a single rich person. All totally impoverished. I don’t see compassion on their faces, I see sadness and emptiness.

I have nothing against wealth; it’s a powerful tool. Controlling resources means you can dispose of them in charitable ways. May we all so do with the incredible riches we all enjoy.

With compassion,
Canoelover
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Grampa-ing



Bratfest is Madison’s carnivorous festival—190,000 brats were consumed last weekend. A disgusting thing if you think about it too much, so I suggest you don’t.

We also took a few dozen boats over to the pond next to the Alliant Energy Center where Bratfest happens. We charge a buck a ride for the kids and donate the money to a scholarship fund for underprivileged kids to get a chance to take our classes.

Unfortunately we can’t give kids under 6 a chance to paddle (insurance regulations), but this little guy was persistent. So I climbed in the boat, he climbed in too and Grampa Canoelover got to have some fun. Then I got to give him back to his mother.

I went out for a short paddle after that and noticed he was watching me the whole time. He almost fell in the water coming down to see me get out of the boat, and would have climbed in if we had let him.

So I made a friend on Sunday, even though I don’t know his name. I hope he remembers the vicarious paddling as he grows up.

Thanks to Jim for his photo.

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A sweet day on the Sugar



We took the Memorial Day holiday opportunity to run the Upper Sugar (Hwy X to Hwy EE). Lovely paddle, and Ian paddled the Argosy the whole way, a good 15 miles or so. We called our friends Bill and Gail on a lark and they decided to come along. Gail packs the best picnic lunches on the planet, so by all means invite her on your next river trip.

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Working at the forge again…



Ian is working on another school art project (the latest in the crustacean theme – a lobster). The forge was hot and I felt like working along side him, rather than helping him to give him a little more independence while still being there for safety and to help when he got stuck.

I enjoy making split bar crosses. It’s a sort of alchemy that makes this cross out of one piece of metal. No saws, just a slitting chisel and a steady eye and hand. And a lot of patience.

The irony is that I don’t wear crosses or display them. Some Christians do, some don’t, I’m of the latter variety. I have lots of friends who do, thankfully. A couple of pastors, etc., as well as other friends who are of the former variety, or some who just like crosses.

So I just makes them. If there are any Muslims reading this, I can make crescents too. For the Jews, I can make Stars of David.

For the Taoists, I just stare at the anvil for a few minutes and enjoy the anvil’s beingness.

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The Stackpole-Cam




Jon likes to fasten his camera to the front thwart of the canoe and just let it take pictures, one every ten seconds or so. It actually works pretty well to capture what is going on.

Thanks, Jon, for a great day and several hundred photos through which I need to sort now.

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Quote for the Day…


If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y plus Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein

Wishing for more Z from some people,

Canoelover

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